An open letter to AT&T (or, How Not to Book an Audition)

Dear AT&T–

I must admit, I feel you scored a coup in 2007 when you cornered the U.S. market on iPhone accessibility, becoming the exclusive carrier of the device.  Your growing AT&T Mobility brand expanded further with the addition of the iPhone 3G in 2008, but I must question your network’s ability to support the needs of rabid Apple iPhonatics.  Now, I am not an iPhonatic per se, but I do depend on my iPhone to serve–at minimum–as a phone.  Yesterday, it did not and the weaknesses in your service are severely harming my business style.

A casting associate called to book me for an audition next week.  I heard as much as, “…if you are available for an audition on…” before the call was dropped.  Onboard the sardinemobile of a bus on which I was crammed, I quickly called the casting agency and asked for the associate.  I apologized for the dropped call.  ”So you had called about an audition on…when?”, I inquired.  The associate offered the dates and the potential audition windows.  Before I could respond, again the call was dropped.  I redialed hastily.  ”Hi, this is Alecia calling back.”  There was a chuckle on the other end and I was re-transferred to complete the conversation.  ”Hi again.  I’m sooo sorry,” I apologized in my mortified state.  ”I don’t know what’s going on with my phone.” (I should have said, my phone service provider.)  The associate was understanding and I conveyed my preferred audition day and time slot.  Or at least I thought I had.  Before I had even completed my sentence, the call had been dropped once more.

I was livid.  I tamed my fumes for ten minutes until I was in an area where I knew “five bars” of indicative service provided “five bars” of service and I phoned again.  I apologized and confirmed my audition.  The casting associate indicated she had heard enough to book the time for me and that I didn’t need to call again.

Perhaps I need more bars to ensure one complete phone call.  Doesn’t Verizon offer six?

Sincerely,

Alecia

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